I’m Having a Meltdown

It started out sweet enough at Loblolly when the staff handed over this soft serve with a cute little face. But the second I was alone, the vibe completely shifted. Now he is actively avoiding eye contact, staring off to the side with attitude. I am not sure what why he looks so real all of a sudden. I think it’s the light and the reflections. It’s giving him a shiny surface. I’m impressed I was able to take this photo with my left hand, it’s usually worthless.